Brittain *Needs a Nap and a Drink*’s Reviews > Mated to Team Shadow > Status Update

What have I been missing all these years? I got the urge to flop to the ground and show her my cat stomach, but nope, I had to keep on the mission. Still, I head-butted her again after she pulled her hand away to let her know I wanted to get closer.



Rub mah belleh

Both screamed like babies and swore in Spanish.

I've figured out what cracks me up about shifter romances.

The animal inside them often have opinions about their mate or whatever and it gets expressed in very simple terms. However, it does tend to be about something sexual.

It reads like their dicks are capable of independent thought. Which would be a horrible thing to live with.

"What is it boy? What did you see?"

Also do your fucking research. Jaguars can't purr. Leopards can but jaguars can't.

I melted against Ryker as Gunner pulled the straps of my dress down my arm then licked my spine with his tongue.

1) What else is he going to lick you with?

2)

"It's a good joke, but you can stop now. I get it. You're pranking me, probably trying to take my mind off the seriousness of our situation. But this is getting scary now, so please stop."

I love her for standing up for herself but I am imagining 4 stubborn house cats all vying over who gets to knock the glass of water off the table.

I think I'm going to have to think of the female lead as "Jennie" since Jeanine is my mother in law's name and that's just weird in my opinion.