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“The tower lies in the far northwest, beyond the shores of Caledonia."

CALEDONIA YOU'RE CALLING MEEEEE

'Though no one knew why, fruit was all a motley could eat. Anything else would make them terribly ill.'

mkay this makes no sense but guess we just gotta take it bwhahaha

yknow maybe a Savant should go with these two for protection as well hmmm???

okay Roderick buddy you've got a wife and a child of your own so WHY THE FRICK DO YOU HAVE THE MENTAL THOUGHT PROCESS OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD????

oh dear this is a trilogy?? hmmm the plot better thicken if that's the case

please please pleassseeeeeeeeee be a family-on-the-run kind of story!!

'Oh, Adonai, what should I do?'

punch them you dolt

'Old Tim the cobbler’s stall was as dead as Roderick’s.

ah darn for a second I thought there was a murder and I got happy bwhahaha

“There is another kind of crop, Aisha. And that is when children come to bless a home. I think that’s what Farmer Tullum meant.”
“Oh, boy,” Aisha said, her eyes dancing. “Will I get a brother or a sister crop?”

dearest Roderick, please realize that "nah it can't be it's just legends" THAT MAYBE THERE'S A REASON LEGENDS EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE