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It seemed like heavy-duty shapewear worked by rearranging internal organs. I was no medical doctor, but I was fairly confident my liver and stomach were in my uterus—because why leave that space empty when I had a belly to smooth?—and my intestines and kidneys were packed away near my ribs.

"God dammit, this is awful. It's like drinking fizzy, fruity hairspray. No, I take that back. It's not even fruity. It's like fruit-inspired." He held out his arm, peered at the can. "Cherry. Huh. It tastes like it was near a single cherry once for five minutes."

LOL! OMG is this author gonna make us choose between 2 such likeable guys for Magmolia?