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Ignore previous two updates. I stupidly clicked on the wrong book to update my status's. Yes, I'm an idiot.
— Jan 12, 2013 06:01AM
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Ferdy
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“Let me shave your legs tonight, girl. Let me show you how it feels when your man …”
“Your man!” the girls sang.
“Can’t stand …”
“Can’t stand!”
“The stub-ble inside your heart, oh!”
*Sigh* Where would us girls be without guys shaving our legs and the stubble from our hearts?
Heh.. these lyrics remind me of One Direction.
— Jan 12, 2013 05:55AM
“Your man!” the girls sang.
“Can’t stand …”
“Can’t stand!”
“The stub-ble inside your heart, oh!”
*Sigh* Where would us girls be without guys shaving our legs and the stubble from our hearts?
Heh.. these lyrics remind me of One Direction.
Ferdy
is on page 92 of 152
“Wanna rock you, girl, with a butterfly tunic. / No, I’m not gay, I’m just your emo eunuch. / Gonna smile real shy, won’t cop a feel, / ’cause I’m your virgin crush, your supersafe deal. / Let those other guys keep sexing. / You and me, we be texting / ’bout unicorns and rainbows and our perfect love.”
Best lyrics ever.
— Jan 12, 2013 05:48AM
Best lyrics ever.

