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I'm sorry. I can't do this. I just can't. This is just a shojo manga in novel form. Argh. I'm still trying to brace myself for the love icosahedron that this book seems to be heading towards...

OH, GOD. IT'S VAMPIRE KNIGHT.

AAAAAND Sasuke *cough, cough* Seth's DRAMATIC ENTRACE a la pm every shojo manga. Hey, he's even flanked by a couple of his...groupies? Lackeys?

And now it reminds me of so many shojo mangas I can't even decide which one to name... O_O

No, more like Akuma to Love Song...

Starting to remind me of Ouran..

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS LAST NAME STEELE? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE CREATING PARALLELS WITH FIFTY SHADES OF GREY LIKE THAT? AAARGGGGHHHH

A thought occurs to me. Is this going to develop into a harem (genre work)? The blurb makes it sound like it...

How art thou like a shojo manga? Let me count the ways...

LOL. The scene in which Nik meets the dude sleeping under the tree is straight out of a shojo manga. Considering that this was apparently originally a Naruto fanfic, it makes sense...