Stefani Robinson’s Reviews > The Secret Life of E.L. James > Status Update

Did he really just say that "alleged evidence" that James turned on the fan fiction community? Why am I not surprised? What an ass kisser this guy is.

"Others prone to petty jealousies derided James' for throwing her money around in a diva-like fashion."

Of course, they must all just be jealous bitches. Please Lord, I want to finish this so I can get my brain back!

"...Bret Easton Ellis, he was apoplectic in his public desire to script the film."

Um, first I am not sure what you believe apoplectic means but that's not it. And please let's not talk about BEE, he's an asshole.

The author did not just put in the word "FYI". My God he did! That's almost as bad as having your characters say LOL for credibility.

"James was conspicuous by the smile on her face as she accommodated each and every request to the frustration of the store employees who played by the rules."

So she's a doormat who can't tell anyone no, that's great! Women approach her in the hallway at a hotel, sure. People mob her at a bar, sure. People break the rules at a book signing, sure! Doormats are not admirable.

"This signing was vintage hysteria."

What does that even mean? Vintage for who? James? So having like 4 book signings previously makes this one vintage? Vintage for all book signings? I am baffled by this sentence.

"One element of the negotiations that was troubling to James was the notion of having to talk at length with male film executives about her books' sex scenes."

Why? She wrote them, why write it if you're ashamed of it? And you already have your husband talking about you trying to shove can openers up his ass in public...can't be more embarrassing than that.

So she got her feewings hurt being a whole 2 agents rejected her and so she stopped looking and pouted. And instead her husband set her up with his agent instead to make her hurt feewings better.

What a whiny little bitch. You got rejected a whole two times, nobody wants to hear your sob story!

"Cynics in the fan fiction community, if blogs and tweets were to be believed, were chaffing at te idea of one of their own outgrowing them and moving on to greener pastures."

OMG, *headdesk* Yeah, that's totally how it happened. It had nothing to do with her spitting on the fan fiction community that put her where she is. No, nothing at all, they're just jealous of her success and...things.

"She had become the office celebrity. James got through those days with good cheer and low-key acceptance of her office mate's praise."

Oh yeah, poor EL James, must be SO awful being loved by EVERYBODY! Poor dear.