Brian Wilcox’s Reviews > Life Lessons from a Bad Quaker: A Humble Stumble Toward Simplicity and Grace > Status Update

I’d often told a joke about a Quaker farmer who, awakened one night by the sound of a burglar coming up the stairs, grabbed his shotgun, pointed it down the stairway, and proclaimed, 'Friend Burglar, I would not harm thee for the world, but thee is standing where I’m about to shoot!'