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EWWW SHE DIDN’T WASH HER HANDS!? August, throw her nasty ass out!!!!!

🙄 I know it’s supposed to be like... romantic or whatever but like... when you explain your size difference with “I feel like his large hand could crush my small one in a second” like all I see if one of those little plastic hand toys in the King Kong’s palm. And it’s a ridiculous visual and I hate it lmao

First off, this guy looks like a confused caveman.