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I'm not like other girls, I like to eat, she says, nibbling on a salad leaf.
Someone said this to me, True story.
Except for the leaf part but she was like size 3 or 4...

Umaiya ❄️Ramblings of a Scattered Mind❄️ wrote: "I'm not like other girls, I like to eat, she says, nibbling on a salad leaf.
Someone said this to me, True story.
Except for the leaf part but she was like size 3 or 4..."

Yeah, the rest of us hate eating. But, it's a cross we all must bear.

that's a lie. when you eat like a normal person, not bird sized portions, they are like " wow, do you want my plate too, will you eat me too, I'm afraid ehehe" and bam all the attraction goes through the window with the realisation you are eating with a moron who thinks women don't fart.

edge of bubble wrote: "that's a lie. when you eat like a normal person, not bird sized portions, they are like " wow, do you want my plate too, will you eat me too, I'm afraid ehehe" and bam all the attraction goes throu..."

That's sadly true. Also, they say they love a girl who eats heartily, but then they want her to be as thin as a heroin addict. You can't have it both ways, guys!