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Carly
is 14% done
"Are you trying to make me deaf?" I mumble around the cigarette in my mouth, spotting my jeans half tucked under the bed. Thing is, they're way too tight to just casually pull on. There's some maneuvering I have to do downstairs if you know what I mean. It's like hide and seek with a cock and hairy balls.
— Jun 03, 2019 08:42PM
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Carly
is 85% done
It really is a lot easier than it should be for us to connect like this, to slide together into one person. It feels fated almost, natural.
Maybe marrying some random stranger wasn't the smartest choice I've ever made … but it doesn't seem like a bad thing right now. In fact, it kind of feels like a blessing.
Or I could just be horny, there's that, too.
— Jun 04, 2019 09:34AM
Maybe marrying some random stranger wasn't the smartest choice I've ever made … but it doesn't seem like a bad thing right now. In fact, it kind of feels like a blessing.
Or I could just be horny, there's that, too.
Carly
is 73% done
Netty and I head left, away from the pool where I can hear Sydney and Dax laughing together. I've already walked in on them fucking in the kitchen, on a lounge chair, and out front against one of the security vans. Pretty much don't ever want to see that shit again. Next time, I think my retinas might just catch on fire.
— Jun 04, 2019 08:54AM
Carly
is 40% done
The breath she takes is heavy enough to burden me. How the hell is she still standing under all that weight?
"I'll take you," I tell her, and she seems a little surprised as she lifts her gaze up to look at me. "But it'll cost ya" The smirk that lights my mouth is two parts poison, one part boy next door. That particular mixture usually slays women. It doesn't seem to faze Netty.
"What's your price?"
— Jun 04, 2019 08:18AM
"I'll take you," I tell her, and she seems a little surprised as she lifts her gaze up to look at me. "But it'll cost ya" The smirk that lights my mouth is two parts poison, one part boy next door. That particular mixture usually slays women. It doesn't seem to faze Netty.
"What's your price?"
Carly
is 17% done
"I'm…going to have to call you back," I say, wishing for a split second there that I had a nineties flip phone that I could click closed with a dramatic motion. Instead, I squint at the screen in the glaring white sunshine and wish I'd turned the brightness up enough to actually see what's going on with my phone. I try to hang up four times before I actually hit the right spot on the stupid smartphone.
— Jun 03, 2019 09:41PM
Carly
is 4% done
"Shit," I murmur and the other ladies in the car exchange glances. It's not often they hear me curse. Or see me drink, smoke, or otherwise party. I'm not a prude or anything; I just like hanging out at home watching Netflix with my cat.
Okay.
Wow.
That sounded really, really bad, didn't it?
— Jun 03, 2019 07:03PM
Okay.
Wow.
That sounded really, really bad, didn't it?
