Cara Lee’s Reviews > 6 Sick Hipsters > Status Update

"If you kill someone these days they are much more useful. I mean look at all the posthumous stars we've got burning up the charts."

"The cops found the bodies at your friend's apartment. They also found a baboon in the street."

"After a few minutes, Beth Ann gave Wolfgang the reins. Let him go nuts with the knitting while she inspected Lil' Chris's gun."

"American adults want lower taxes. So the homeless die freezing in the streets."

"You think that you shine brighter than every other cracker in this world & you've got enough pity for the black man to steal his hip."

"I don't need to embrace the finality of death. I don't give a shit about the end & the grave & the loss of control."

"No, Cooper was not a hippie. The hippies had gone the way of the dinosaurs. He smoked their ashes."

Looking for all the world like a half order of the last supper, they moved blithely thru conversations about drugs, sex, rocknroll & falafel

"Paleontological Porn's for the big boys, Harrison. It's not as simple as adding E. Polymera and some pierced nipples."