Book’s Reviews > The Simple Wild > Status Update
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Okay, so I'm kind of on the LI's side here. She's a pain in the ass. I think it's totally fine to be a "high maintenance" woman because feminism (so the Barbie jab was kind of shitty), but it takes an enormous lack of awareness of the world to go unprepared to the arctic tundra. I'm sure this is her character arc, but right now I hate her.
— Aug 06, 2019 08:40AM
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My eyes have rolled so far back in my head I can see my brain.
— Aug 06, 2019 11:05AM
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is on page 267 of 390
And now the makeup. So he robs her, she assaults him in his sleep, and he robs her again. You know what? These assholes deserve each other.
— Aug 06, 2019 10:51AM
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And I say again, this time to her, what the actual fuck? These people are terrible.
— Aug 06, 2019 10:38AM
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Okay, this clothes thing is just getting ridiculous.
— Aug 06, 2019 09:46AM
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is on page 197 of 390
"So this is what you look like without all that shit on your face." Charming. Jesus Christ. If this girl ends up makeup-less by the end of the book for this asshole, I'm going to hit something.
— Aug 06, 2019 09:35AM
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So, I'm confused. If Calla's father owns a fleet of planes, why couldn't someone from Alaska Wild go get her suitcases? Especially since it's Jonah's fault they had to be left behind. It's stupid that she's been wearing the same clothes for three days.
— Aug 06, 2019 09:28AM
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You know, if you hadn't taken a Cub to pick her up in Anchorage when you were supposed to take a Cessna, she'd have boots and warm clothes, so you're still an asshole. I'm not sure why we're supposed to care about these people.
— Aug 06, 2019 08:57AM
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"How does he make me feel absurd over ordering a simple thing like a coffee, the way I like it?"
You literally just walked into a store and noticed that it was nothing like your clean, well-lit, wide-aisled stores back home. What would make you think you're actually going to get a soy latte with extra foam, you twit?
— Aug 06, 2019 08:25AM
You literally just walked into a store and noticed that it was nothing like your clean, well-lit, wide-aisled stores back home. What would make you think you're actually going to get a soy latte with extra foam, you twit?