♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)’s Reviews > When Red Cried Wolf > Status Update

“You wouldn’t ask a butterfly to stop being beautiful, would you? Or ask Santa to stop delivering presents? Or ask a bird not to fly, or a fish not to swim, or plants not to produce oxygen. So don’t ask me not to be dramatic.”

Is it getting hot in here or is that just me. Geez.

Egg salad sandwich.... ummmm... yuck. Haha. No offense people.

Alright. That was kind of cute. Even for my cold dead heart.

“Asher could think of nothing he wanted more than to take him into one of the quiet back corners of the library and peel off the guy’s clothing with his teeth.”

DAMN! I didn’t really think Asher would be this spicy but ok. U do u honey.

I’m genuinely trying to figure out how much I hate the main character. Like I rather live with Tamlin from ACOTAR and Bella Swan than be this guys roommate.

“but who knew lawyers themselves could be so persuasive?”

Umm.... isn’t that kind of one of the points of being a lawyer???

This guy has worse social skills than me. And I didn’t think that was possible.

This guy hopes to find someone to fall in love with but I don’t think he needs to. It seems like he has falling in love with himself.

He was the love-master, a guru, a matchmaker, a fairy godmother, and a prophet, all rolled into one tidy little package. Not that he was little. Or particularly tidy. And talking about his package at this time in the morning was just callow.

LOL.