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Joycee is 3% done

What? I thought she dumped Harris towards the end of the previous book when he confronted her at Meg’s bridal show? When she likewise dumped the contents of the ridiculously statement-level expensive purse that he gave her right before he drove off in a huff?

Maybe they just decided to take a break?

— Sep 03, 2019 05:00AM

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Joycee is 92% done

Life is a giant slot machine, and honey, God only gives you so many pulls.

— Sep 06, 2019 11:33AM

Joycee is 77% done

What? This sounds like the HEA already ... how are we only @ 77%?

Oh my gosh. Is Harris going to come back & (try to) ruin Lukas’s career? Is Lukas going to ask Sam to your w/him & she refuses? Is Nico going to come back & try to reclaim Stevie (& Stevie gets forgotten again in a drug-fueled binge)?

All of the above? 😳🤔

— Sep 06, 2019 07:24AM

Joycee is 68% done

What a coincidence ... I have 68% battery left on my iPad ...

Anyway, “The man’s lashes were longer than Kim Kardashian.”

That sentence makes it sound like Lukas’ lashes were longer than the entirety of Ms. Kardashian. When I’m guessing it really means that his lashes were longer than Kim’s lashes are. 🤣

— Sep 05, 2019 08:06PM

Joycee is 48% done

Lukas (to Evan): Everyone’s got their own special talents going, you know, man? Why wish for somebody else’s?

Why indeed? Good lesson, Spike.

— Sep 05, 2019 06:33AM

Joycee is 12% done

Sam estimated that Spike was 21 when they first met (when she was 18). So that would make him 29 now, if she was right.

— Sep 03, 2019 02:02PM

Joycee is 4% done

She’s 26.

— Sep 03, 2019 05:50AM

Joycee is 3% done

She *did* break up with Harris! And then Spike summarily dismisses her, after giving her a bone-melting kiss. 😡