merlin > Status Update

”Nah, said Famine. ’It’s somwhwre in Israel I think’
’MOUNT CARMEL’
’I though that’s where they grow avocados.’
’AND THE END OF THE WORLD’
’Is that right? That’s one big avocado’”

ALSO SHADWELL SHOUTING ”YE GREAT SOUTHERN PILLOCK” IS A F A T MOOD

”Not just any southern pansy, sergeant Shadwell, THE southern pansy”

”Aziraphale had learned to gavotte in a discreet gentlemens club in Portland Place, in the late 1880s”

”Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

’Crowley leaned across to the angel, ”oh lord, heal this bike”, he whispered sarcastically.
”I’m sorry I just got carried away”, hissed Aziraphale.
”Tartan straps?”
”Tartan is stylish”
Crowley growled.’

”Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches will work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

Aziraphale and Crowley feeding the ducks in st. James is a whole ass mood.

”Crowley, an angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards”