Isabel’s Reviews > This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor > Status Update

“I’m sure I used to be nice before this job”

“ I had no idea patient was such a demeaning term. I’m so sorry, I’ll never use it again. Client. Client’s is much better. Like what prostitutes have.” #iconic

Also “home delivery is for pizzas”

“ I presume the next issue will be the table crashing through the floor one day mid-caesarean, killing the entire dermatology department beneath us”

The bigger miracle is that GI scoped the same day

Laparoscopically, which is Greek for “much much slower” 💀💀

This is making me question why I’m going into medicine

OBGYN stories now are simultaneously amazing and terrifying (degloving has me traumatized)

Hilarious so far and refreshingly candid