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Jessica
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"It warms up outside just enough to rain. Our winter wonderland turns into an icy death trap. The ten minute drive to work is enough to give me like six damn heart attacks. I’m an okay driver; apparently everyone else on the road is a psychopath." Amen to that!
— Mar 04, 2013 12:12PM
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Jessica
is 26% done
“You’re a lesbian?” I ask blankly.
“And give up my chance at scoring Gerard Butler someday? I don’t think so.”
“You’re bi,” I surmise. I’m starting to feel dizzy.
“I’m gonna be with whoever I want to. Whoever makes me feel good. I’m not going to let some stupid, like, societal need to categorize tell me that that feeling’s wrong, no
matter who’s making me feel it.”
— Mar 04, 2013 06:59PM
“And give up my chance at scoring Gerard Butler someday? I don’t think so.”
“You’re bi,” I surmise. I’m starting to feel dizzy.
“I’m gonna be with whoever I want to. Whoever makes me feel good. I’m not going to let some stupid, like, societal need to categorize tell me that that feeling’s wrong, no
matter who’s making me feel it.”
Jessica
is 4% done
"Really, it gets me feeling pretty crappy about myself. Do these people think I’m totally useless?
I’m not, for the record. I’m useful all over the place. I can figure out remote controls, no matter how many buttons are on them, and most of the time I’m an excellent jar opener. I’m a badass speller. I know how to use a semicolon. I’ve got skills."
— Mar 04, 2013 10:47AM
I’m not, for the record. I’m useful all over the place. I can figure out remote controls, no matter how many buttons are on them, and most of the time I’m an excellent jar opener. I’m a badass speller. I know how to use a semicolon. I’ve got skills."
