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“You keep this one too. I just wanted to make sure it tasted okay, or I would’ve had to risk a fatal injury and smack it out of your hand before you could eat it.”
“I like how you think that throwing it on the floor would somehow prevent me from eating chocolate,” I retorted.
I know it seems like I'm highlighting every other sentence from these books, but I just can't help it, it's funny!
— Oct 12, 2019 04:25PM
“I like how you think that throwing it on the floor would somehow prevent me from eating chocolate,” I retorted.
I know it seems like I'm highlighting every other sentence from these books, but I just can't help it, it's funny!
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“Cari, the gods don’t lead us. They give us someone to swear at when we stub our toe or thank them when there’s an onion ring in our french fries. But lead us? You’d be better off looking for someone you respect and following their example.”
— Oct 12, 2019 01:34PM

