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Dear No Doubt Very Nice HS and College Kids,

While it is nice you enjoyed my review of X classic novel, please do not ACTUALLY tell me you are using my ideas in your paper. I am a history and English teacher, and not only will your prof definitely find my review, I wish I could tell them myself, not only for the plagiarism, but for you being SUPER bad at it. :)

Sincerely,
Me