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THE END

Well, that happened. It was totally BSC, but it happened.

Review to come.

Of course she hasn't had sex with anyone one but him and she's been celibate for eight years. And he, of course has not been celibate. Disgusting. Why do we put these disgusting, unhealthy burdens on women? It's super-gross.

Secondly, I'm very angry he's having sex with her. I don't think she should ever allow him to touch her again. He's trash.

This guy is not only a huge asshole, but he's very, very stupid. Deeply stupid. It's a bad and dangerous combination.

I'm not really big on her behavior being 'monster tendencies' making it seem like her monster parents. And making it seem like her monster-parents horrifying actions 'normal' and 'understandable' which they definitely were not. Bad form on Warren's part.

You're such an asshole. HOW can you be like this. HOW. I just don't understand.

UGH this guy is such a FUCKING ASSHOLE I can't stand it!!!!!!!

"I really loved you."

"You were seventeen years old. You knew nothing about love. I was the first man you'd ever slept with."

How dare you say that to her. You fucking piece of trash.

He had never been more aware of the differences in their two worlds than he was today. She was imported wine and vacations on the Riviera. He was beer and a drive to the lake.

You think THAT'S the problem?! How about the problem that you are an unimaginable asshole?! Huh??! What about THAT problem, fucker?!

I don't think a seven-year-old would be able to understand such a BSC story.

YOU'RE judging HER?! YOU'RE judging HER?!?!!? You fucking piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.