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Jess
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"I'm obviously not his normal brand of women, typical. Not dumb enough, big breasted enough, or got enough junk in my trunk. He'd be sweet on Sandy. Not that Sandys dumb; actually I think I just insulted my friend without even meanung to." hahaha I love Jade, she's awesome! It's killing me to put this down to get some sleep! Hurry up morning!!!
— Mar 19, 2013 06:27AM
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Jess
is 34% done
i just cried laughing tears bahaha! "That jackass is way too conceited. He just can't understand how someone wouldn't be attracted to his gorgeous steel gray eyes, the dimples in his ruggedly handsone face and killer smile, not ti mention his physique. I can definitely remain oblivious to all those things; because he is a complete and utter, he is, fuck it, he is a first class arsehole."
— Mar 19, 2013 03:57PM
