Barbie’s Reviews > Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship > Status Update
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“.... genetics make you related, but loyalty makes you family”
— Dec 08, 2019 11:12AM
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Barbie
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“So from the head master of the Meaningless Club to the head mistress of the Hopeful Club, I apologize on behalf of all the losers, users, dumbasses, dicks, fuckers, meatheads, nerds, liars, cheaters, and just plain idiots.”
Best apology ever. “Well, we Hopefuls fully accept your apology.”
— Dec 11, 2019 12:27PM
Best apology ever. “Well, we Hopefuls fully accept your apology.”
Barbie
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“Oh come on, Sunshine. Don't give away your power to people who don't deserve it. You may not be able to control the weather—or the family you're born into—but you can control who you allow to hurt you, who you allow to affect you." ❤️❤️
— Dec 07, 2019 01:08PM

