Brian Mackey’s Reviews > The Last Girlfriend on Earth: And Other Love Stories > Status Update
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'On the third day, God's girlfriend came over and said He'd been acting distant lately. "I'm sorry," God said. "Things have been crazy this week at work." '
— Mar 27, 2013 11:55PM
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'Otto could be extremely convincing. During our sophomore year, he'd persuaded me to boycott McDonald's even though they'd recently brought back the McRib. But no matter how hard he tried, he hadn't been able to get Jen to date him.'
— Mar 24, 2013 03:27PM
