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Dennis
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Oh, he not only has a monstrous cock, he's also a poet.
The gingerbread man saw her, and the eyes she'd made with icing went wide. He tossed the mangled donut aside and raised up on his elbows. Grinning ... he spoke in a high, cheery voice. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! As much as I can! I need to fuck things, I'm the gingerbread man!"
Which reminds me, I haven't read my poem tonight.
Also, no donuts for me tomorrow.
— Dec 22, 2019 04:34PM
The gingerbread man saw her, and the eyes she'd made with icing went wide. He tossed the mangled donut aside and raised up on his elbows. Grinning ... he spoke in a high, cheery voice. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! As much as I can! I need to fuck things, I'm the gingerbread man!"
Which reminds me, I haven't read my poem tonight.
Also, no donuts for me tomorrow.
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Dennis
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And they could still display him in the storefront window after they broke the penis off. It would make a good snack while they decorated cookies.
— Dec 22, 2019 04:08PM
Dennis
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The bakery was all she had. [...] She wanted something more.
[...]
She hated to just throw it all out, but nobody on earth wanted this much gingerbread.
Then, in the dark quiet of the closed bakery, Kara's expression brigthened as sudden inspiration struck.
— Dec 22, 2019 03:42PM
[...]
She hated to just throw it all out, but nobody on earth wanted this much gingerbread.
Then, in the dark quiet of the closed bakery, Kara's expression brigthened as sudden inspiration struck.
Dennis
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So those two girls own a bakery for about a year. But they don't seem to be very good at baking. Or maths.
Kara's mistake had cost them two hours of hard work, mixing, measuring, rolling dough...and all of it wasted. What were they going to do with an extra hundred pounds of gingerbread dough?
I think I have an idea. But let's wait and see what they come up with, shall we?!
— Dec 22, 2019 03:25PM
Kara's mistake had cost them two hours of hard work, mixing, measuring, rolling dough...and all of it wasted. What were they going to do with an extra hundred pounds of gingerbread dough?
I think I have an idea. But let's wait and see what they come up with, shall we?!
Dennis
is 5% done
Okaaaay, so that 26 page book starts with a preview of the same book ... Well, it's monsterporn. *shrugs* At least that preview promises...uhm...huge things to come.
— Dec 22, 2019 03:06PM
