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Q: How does a pirate look at forty?
A: Through reading glasses.
Yes, I just bought a pair today, after one too many situations with books where my arms weren't long enough and/or the text was too small.
I am officially an Auld Phart.
(BTW, if you can name the Q & A reference, you are cool in my book.)
— Dec 23, 2019 08:15PM
A: Through reading glasses.
Yes, I just bought a pair today, after one too many situations with books where my arms weren't long enough and/or the text was too small.
I am officially an Auld Phart.
(BTW, if you can name the Q & A reference, you are cool in my book.)
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Kevin wrote: "It came as a surprise to me when one day I found myself extending my arms slightly to hold a menu. I had assumed I'd go through life without the need for spectacles! If you're anything like me, Er..."
LOL that's exactly how it happened for me too! I was at a restaurant with my family and struggling with the menu. My mother sighed and handed me her readers. I was all "wow, that's better"...and then wondered how long I'd been putting up with this.
I've always been farsighted, so I knew I'd need them eventually...but now that I'm 40, "eventually" has arrived. :)

If you're anything like me, Eric, you'll repeatedly...
a) Forget to bring them out with you.
b) Lose them.
c) Break them.
Welcome to the Auld Phart's Club! : )