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Q: How does a pirate look at forty?

A: Through reading glasses.

Yes, I just bought a pair today, after one too many situations with books where my arms weren't long enough and/or the text was too small.

I am officially an Auld Phart.

(BTW, if you can name the Q & A reference, you are cool in my book.)
Dec 23, 2019 08:15PM

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Kevin Ansbro It came as a surprise to me when one day I found myself extending my arms slightly to hold a menu. I had assumed I'd go through life without the need for spectacles!
If you're anything like me, Eric, you'll repeatedly...
a) Forget to bring them out with you.
b) Lose them.
c) Break them.
Welcome to the Auld Phart's Club! : )


message 2: by Eric (new)

Eric Plume Kevin wrote: "It came as a surprise to me when one day I found myself extending my arms slightly to hold a menu. I had assumed I'd go through life without the need for spectacles!
If you're anything like me, Er..."


LOL that's exactly how it happened for me too! I was at a restaurant with my family and struggling with the menu. My mother sighed and handed me her readers. I was all "wow, that's better"...and then wondered how long I'd been putting up with this.

I've always been farsighted, so I knew I'd need them eventually...but now that I'm 40, "eventually" has arrived. :)


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