SammiSue’s Reviews > Tactical Submission > Status Update

'His office might be in a chronic state of disaster and he may not keep his books sensibly organized, but he knew exactly where every sex toy he owned was.'

Me too lol.
To be fair tho, books and paperwork generally cost a lot less and can be left out in plain view. You only have to leave a vibrator on the coffee table when your parents drop in to visit to learn that lesson.