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Wow, Dracula is a fussy bitch...first the bathtub wasn't good enough for him, now he's complaining that he has to hide out in "Old ruins..."
Complain, complain, complain.
— Jan 10, 2020 01:16PM
Complain, complain, complain.
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Finally, Dracula finds a resting place that suits him:
"The Prince of Darkness in a semi-detached house is beyond their imagination!"
— Jan 10, 2020 01:47PM
"The Prince of Darkness in a semi-detached house is beyond their imagination!"
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"How insulting, that I, DRACULA, PRINCE OF DARKNESS, EVIL PERSONIFIED, should have as his resting place...A BATHTUB!"
I am SO glad I picked this book up.
— Jan 10, 2020 01:02PM
I am SO glad I picked this book up.