Ash’s Reviews > Fifty Shades Darker > Status Update
Ash
is 60% done
Aaaah yes, the villain is a mentally ill woman who became mentally ill because she loves (???) Christian sOoOoOo much. Uh huh. Oh and if Ana calls Christian “my 50” once more I might self-immolate.
— Jan 20, 2020 01:22AM
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Ash
is 7% done
Ugh—this ice cream nonsense is a yeast infection waiting to happen I’m sure of it
— Jan 18, 2020 11:13PM
Ash
is starting
Why is Anastasia getting a ride from Christian only days after breaking up with him? Why would she want Jose and Christian in the same place? Why am I still following this shit series? Also when is the obvious villain Jack Hyde going to attempt to rape our heroine (c’mon that’s gotta be an inevitable plot point, right?) Life is full of questions...
— Jan 18, 2020 05:15AM
