Melody’s Reviews > Why I Killed My Best Friend > Status Update

"I kill entire days watching television-sitcoms, MTV, commercials. I don't read, don't draw, barely leave the house. I just smoke and change channels manically, leaving nail-marks on the plastic buttons of the remote control. I scarf down chips and chocolate bars, get fat, start to resemble my mother. Deep down, I actually do believe that someone, something, will come to my rescue."