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Jordan is 80% done

THIS is why you should have just told him everything. I hate this type of shit. And, I hate that the narrator sounds like Connie, the Hormone Monstress from Big Mouth.

— Jan 28, 2020 09:14AM

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Jordan is 95% done

So they getting engaged after 9 weeks? I hate that shit.

— Jan 28, 2020 11:58AM

Jordan is 85% done

So, he definitely should have given her a chance to explain. I really hate when people won't listen to the details "because it doesn't matter", but will fill in the blanks with the details they made up and will assume they're right. I hate that shit.

HOWEVER, her saying "I'm done talking"...? Bitch, this whole thing happened because you WEREN'T talking! So you need to be giving a little leeway too! Shit

— Jan 28, 2020 09:42AM

Jordan is 50% done

This bitch is annoying me

— Jan 27, 2020 07:42PM

Jordan is 45% done

I'm sick of all this finger fucking and occasional cunnilingus. It's stupid.

— Jan 27, 2020 06:47PM

Jordan is 10% done

He's an asshole LOL! He's teasing her and making her hot with the words from her fucking steamy romance book that SHE wrote. *insert laughing emoji*

— Jan 27, 2020 08:53AM