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“I’m giving you a failing grade in Mundane Survival,” I warned him. “But I haven’t failed to survive anything yet!” he protested, still barely containing his giggles. “You’ll fail to survive me if you don’t stop laughing.”

Ah, brothers. xD

Shy-schoolboy-Crispin was back. “It was nice being met by you. I mean, I was delightful—delighted—”

xD

Crispin was practically jumping up and down with excitement. “Amazing! The headmaster has a pet dragon!”
The gargantuan reptile’s lips curled back from its enormous fangs. “The headmaster,” it boomed, smoke curling from its nostrils, “is a dragon. He is also quite cross.”
Crispin froze. “Oh.”
“We’re all going to die,” I muttered.

“I don’t like anyone. Disliking people is one of my favorite pastimes. Goodbye.”

xD

MALCOM!!

HOLD ON WHAT

THEIR FATHER IS-

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE'S IN OZTRALIA, ISN'T HE??

Yeah, what DID you get yourself into, Kiran??? And why do I get the feeling I know who the Man in White is??