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Soon he would cut out the Vampire’s heart. Figuratively. Slade was too strong to actually cut out his heart. But the woman would metaphorically become Slade’s heart and Damien could then take her for his own. (Not that he wanted to own Slade’s heart in --like-- a romantic way.  Just in a “killing him” way. Slade was not his type.)

It is like hilarious YA fan fic!

Slade thrilled many women with his sexual prowess. Sometimes several at a time. But not tonight. This night, he would accept only his destined queen. He strode away from the fawning women. His elegant tuxedo hugged his massive body like silk wrapping paper around a lion.

I've read real YA and PNR books introduce the male lead in a similar fashion, no laughter intended, so many times lol.

Melessa’s platinum hair bounced against the back of her periwinkle dress, as her lavender gaze surveyed the crimson ballroom.  Girls in less expensive, less pretty, needed-them-in-way-larger-sizes gowns were having fun.  They laughed up at their beaus and danced, while Melessa gazed sadly out the window.  The injustice of it all broke her gentle heart.

This parody is off to a fun start lol.