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Shit!! He said her name! This is going to blow the hell up!!

Do. Not. Hump. Eric. ABORT! ABORT! He's a smarmy skeeze!!!!

James-- sometimes I wanna kick you in the head!! I love ya, you big ole lovable porn star you-- but your gonna lose the best thing in the world because your dick works better than your brain!!

FYI Lola-- if a dude watches bdsm porn, he's either a bdsm author or somewhat involved in the lifestyle lmao!!!