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“Is your plan to weasel your way into my grandmother’s life so she’ll help and give you intel?”
“For your information, I have my own laptop, thank you very much. Besides, if I needed a new one, I’d buy it myself. I’d never ask Nonnina for anything.”

“She has a fire crotch,” I blurted.
“I don’t think we’re talking about the same Sophie.”
“There’s only one Sophie.”
“Well, my Sophie has gorgeous black hair.” My jaw automatically clenched. Where did he get off claiming her? If anything she was mine.
“Same woman,” I said annoyed.
“Do you even know the definition of fire crotch?”
“Uh… Yeah. It means if your dick gets anywhere near her, it’ll melt right off.”

Holding Doug’s gaze, I made my way down his body. The art of squatting in heels was a talent I’d perfected back in my college days. It had been my experience that no guy could resist the sight of a girl maintaining a steady balance on a pair of five-inch stilettos as she prepared to blow him.