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“As a hasty afterthought, Matt added, “It’s a gay thing. I’m too afraid to get mixed up in something like this.” Matt knew that it was a cheap, pathetic shot if there ever was one, but he was terrified of where this conversation might lead if he didn’t put a hard stop to it.”

Before Matt even realized what had happened, he heard the one called Petey laughing and yelling from outside, “Hey Mope, here’s the little ass pirate! He said he wanted to give you a knob job!”

“The waiter stopped back by and put the bill down on the table. And then Matt’s only thought was, Shit, now I’m the one paying for dinner!”