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'(...) the braiding of my hair into pigtails.
I had tried everything I could think of to make it an adventure. I had pretended that I was a pirate, lashed to the mainmast in a howling hurricane, splicing the only rope that could secure the last remaining sail.
Right over left … and up … and under. Left over right …
“Ha, ha, me hearties. Simple as sin. Break out the grog!”
But it was no use.'