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It's nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be. I do think Jared is a huge asshole & I'm struggling to get over my urge to give him a kick in the gonads.
— Jun 21, 2010 05:46AM
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I don't think my introduction into Harlequinland is going so well. Jared's running around crying like a little biatch about how much bad Lea has done to him yet he appears to be the one constantly hurting her. Hmmm.
— Jun 24, 2010 07:05PM
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Jun 21, 2010 01:57PM
Lol! The title scares me.
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Me too, Catherine. I think I'd like it more if it was titled "Pregnant by the Toilet Seat". Now THAT'S my kinda book!
I would have to read it just to find out how it was possible! Lol.
LOL. You don't wanna know, seriously. I remember there was something on the news a few years ago where a woman was trying to claim her daughter got pregnant by a swimming pool. O.o
You know I remember reading something about sperm staying alive in water for a short time. I think it was talking more bathtub style, but either way I think those are some long odds to get pregnant on.
Um, yeah! LOL. Plus chlorine is supposed to kill the little tadpoles, right?
Well there you go. Can't get pregnant by a swimming pool, mama. Maybe you should try telling your daughter to cross her legs instead of her fingers next time & stop trying to blame the damn pool!
♠LethalLovely~HBBIC♠ wrote: "Maybe you should try telling your daughter to cross her legs instead of her fingers next time & stop trying to blame the damn pool!"LMFAO! Classic.
"Basically, once sperm have been ejaculated into the vagina, their goal is to find an egg to fertilize, and water will not stop this mission." LOL! Let's get 'em, boys.
LOL. *runs* I should get this whole conversation quoted on a bumper sticker. Scare the perves away!
