Donald Armfield’s Reviews > Thunderbird > Status Update

The casino died down.......I saw a Terry Schiavo-looking woman, completely comatose and in a wheeled hospital bed, hooked up to a ventilator and a feeding tube, at a video poker, with her hospice worker feeding the bills and pushing buttons based on eye blink patterns.

I somehow Jedi mind tricked my way into her pants, and used further Obi-Wan powers to ram it bareback.

And i'm pretty sure they extruded my scrambled eggs at the same Firestone factory that produced those exploding truck tires a few years back.

I tried to wedge a Boeing service manual insert between his teeth, something I saw once in a cartoon about an epileptic ninja.