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“Dryads,” Styles informs him. “Tree spirits that are apparently nasty and vengeful and in league with the Alpha pack.”
“Stabbed me,” Stiles says. “Right here. Dude, it came out of nowhere. So fast.”
“There is no such thing as dryads,” Derek tells him. “You tripped over and impaled yourself on a stick.”
“When we tell this story later, we’re going to go with my version, okay?”
— Jun 28, 2020 04:35PM
“Stabbed me,” Stiles says. “Right here. Dude, it came out of nowhere. So fast.”
“There is no such thing as dryads,” Derek tells him. “You tripped over and impaled yourself on a stick.”
“When we tell this story later, we’re going to go with my version, okay?”
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“No!” His dad holds up a finger. “Not a word. Being a hypocrite is the only way people who were once teenagers can be parents without going out of their damn minds.”
Best. Line. Ever.
— Jun 28, 2020 05:00PM
Best. Line. Ever.
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"No!" His dad holds up a finger. "Not a word. Being a hypocrite is the only way people who were once teenagers can be parents without going out of their damn minds."
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"Oh, sweet zombie Jesus. Please tell me this metaphor isn't going where I think it's going?"
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