David’s Reviews > Something in the Water > Status Update

In my rucksack are bleach and other cleaning products, that I bought at a petrol station on the long walk back from the forest. If you ever need to buy anything suspicious, it helps to buy some super-plus Tampax at the same time. Cashiers seem to get so flustered by them, they rarely pay attention to the rest of your purchases. They’ll want to get that box in a bag for you as fast as possible. Try it.