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GAY PUNS :DDD

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/"Should I make you breakfast?" he asked, lounging against the counter while I got the coffee going.
I turned to stare at him with a horrified expression. "Why would you do that? What awful thing have I ever done to you?"/

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oh shit

YES GOOD

FAKE DATING HELL YES

/I watched my mother out of the corner of my eyes as I remembered those manners she had been harping about. I raised my glass and said, with exaggerated politeness, "Thing That Birthed Me, Gerard, this is Oisin. Oisin, this is my genetic donor and the dog crap she tracked in on her shoe. Would you like a drink?"/

I AM ENJOYING THIS IMMENSELY

...bruh
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I love this so much omg