Status Update

Bee is 71% done

Dad threw his head back and laughed. "No, Johnny, you're one hundred percent the fruit of my loins."
"And my eggs," Mam offered with a smirk.
"You just cost a small fortune to cook up in a lab," he added, still laughing to himself.
"Worth every penny." Mam winked. "Our little test tube baby."
What the… "That's a fucking horrendous thing to tell me," I choked out, outraged.

The comedy in this... IM DYING.

— Aug 03, 2020 05:23PM

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Bee’s Previous Updates

Bee is 39% done

"Oh god." Mam sobbed loudly. "I can't take this."
"Just shut up with the crying!" Tadhg barked, pulling on his hair in frustration. "We're all sick to death of listening to you whining!"

I CANT BREATHEEE WHY IS THIS 11 YEAR OLD SO FUNNY

— Aug 01, 2020 06:06PM