Jeremy Maddux’s Reviews > Ghosts/Aliens > Status Update

'Do you think gay people would eat dick-shaped crackers? Probably.'

Hamburger, Trey. Ghosts Aliens . Crown. Kindle Edition.

'In the end though, there’s nothing that you can do to emotionally prepare yourself for a floating couch cushion or an alien going berserk in your backyard. So just keep a picture of Little Richard with you at all times, because it’s impossible to stay scared when you look at it.'

Hamburger, Trey. Ghosts Aliens . Crown. Kindle Edition.

'What’s the deal with these dead grandpas popping up and attacking people all the time? I don’t know. I’m sick of it, and that’s what we’re going to find out.'

Hamburger, Trey. Ghosts Aliens . Crown. Kindle Edition.

'If you’re one of those people who think that we should first be trying to the solve the world’s socioeconomic problems, like child prostitution or the price of a taco, before we even THINK about dealing with ghosts/aliens, then try this: Imagine you’re about to go to sleep at night and there’s this really weird green face right outside your window, staring at you.Makes global politics seem meaningless, doesn’t it?'

'Look, I’m not saying that you have to reject the whole conception of the universe. I’m just asking you not to be a dick about ghosts and aliens. Scientists of Planet Earth, don’t you remember the first time you were like, What the fuck? Don’t you want that feeling again?'
Agreed. That is one of the greatest feelings in the world.