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Kris Lugosi
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He watched it sail over and smack the beast in it's giant balls, heard the thing groan in pain and dip down closer to the ground, tentacles, wrapping around and protecting the bulbous sack. "Hey!" Steve yelled, picking up another rock. "Stop fucking my house. Stop it!"
— Jul 15, 2013 05:51PM
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Kris Lugosi
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"Before anything, I gotta get rid of this body, I thought. I decided to drive down to the docks and take this Cunt-Fish's corpse for a little trip on my boat; dump the bitch's body into the sea."
— Jul 22, 2013 05:16PM
Kris Lugosi
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OH my god....my...fucking...god...D.F.Noble...what did I just read....what...the....fuck....GHOST LOAD.
— Jul 22, 2013 03:36PM
Kris Lugosi
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OH my god....my...fucking...god...D.F.Noble...what did I just read....what...the....fuck....GHOST LOAD.
— Jul 16, 2013 01:46PM
Kris Lugosi
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"Seeing his own erection through Lloyd's eyes, Steven said- "It's a War Boner, Lloyd. Stop looking at it. Keep your eyes on House Fucker!" Jesssuss, I can't stop laughing out loud.
— Jul 16, 2013 01:19PM
Kris Lugosi
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"The penis tentacle- dictacle- pulled away and swayed back and forth in front of Lloyd's upper body like a cobra, then it slithered back away underneath the monstrous lower half."
— Jul 16, 2013 12:14PM
Kris Lugosi
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THE QUICKENING OF URSULA SPHINX- 2 stars
THE CURSE OF THE BLACK GOAT- 3 stars
NEVER NAME HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED- 4 stars
McHUMANS- 5 stars
OLAUS WORMIUS-
— Jul 14, 2013 04:04PM
THE CURSE OF THE BLACK GOAT- 3 stars
NEVER NAME HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED- 4 stars
McHUMANS- 5 stars
OLAUS WORMIUS-
