Ashley Nichols’s Reviews > Porch Lies: Tales of Slicksters, Tricksters, and other Wily Characters > Status Update

“Meaning no disrespect, boss, but aine this station right here just about bad as it gets?” And Cake smiled.”

“Cake, you can't throw parties and play music like this was a juke joint.” Well then. Who wants to go to heaven?

““You go tell ol' Ralph that my name is Montgomery Red and this is my house.” Well. I’m in love.

Can you imagine announcing you never told a lie and a whole auditorium stands up screaming about times you told them dogs could make fire or bears cake to eat your French toast? Bring back lying contests.

“Look, it's spring. The grass is coming up and it's green.” Clovis didn’t hit on this girl. Didn’t know she was suicidal just too upset for bullshit pick up lines. Instead he just said something positive. It saved both their lives.

Gran Webb ran from the police too. She’s not turning in Jesse James.