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princess bride reference *silently adds one million stars to preliminary rating*
— Jul 30, 2013 03:15AM
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[He understands what she’s trying to say: that they drove themselves on for two days, and now they’ve reached their Mount Doom and there’s no fucking volcano.] lawl.
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Jul 30, 2013 04:57AM
As you wish... *thumpity thumpity thump*
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Chris wrote: "As you wish... *thumpity thumpity thump*":-D
I just added a million awesome points to your score as well my friend.Could that go any higher?
Inconceivable!
with such an excellent peer group it's a wonder i ever get anything done at all
Julio-Alexi wrote: "with such an excellent peer group it's a wonder i ever get anything done at all"You need to recruit a couple of Dread Pirate Jules to take care of things you can't be bothered with.
Maybe a Mircale Max would have the solution?
today's menu: roasted RoUS
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It'd be a pity to damage yours.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
you keep using that word.i do not think it means what you think it means.
Good night, Wesley. Sleep well. I will most likely kill you in the morning.
I'm not a witch I'm you're wife, and I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
Who are you?No one of the consequence.
I must know.
Get used to disappointment.
Mawidge, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
MostlyDelores wrote: "Mawidge, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..."Truuu-wuvvvv. ;-)
When I was your age, television was called books.
NannyOgg wrote: "I love you all."True love is the greatest thing in the world apart from cough drops or an MLT.
*still trying to parse 'mlt'*
Mutton, lettuce and tomato--where the mutton is nice and lean.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.
And my absolute favorite:Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
I watched the movie instead of studying and it's all your fault. It's simply inconceivable!
This is true love do you think this happens everyday?
