hermionegrangerlifegoals’s Reviews > Unfamiliar Familiars: Extraordinary Animal Companions for the Modern Witch > Status Update

This entire page about worms as familiars was so good
im really into this book

One of the suggested names for the american Bullfrog is ‘mr.president’ and i just think thats offensive... to bullfrogs.. considering who it is atm

“A snake’s familiar name—much like passwords—can’t be repeated within six previous instances (and sometimes must contain a capital letter, a special character, and/or a number). Thus, witches paired with ball pythons must have excellent memories.”

hahaha this book is so clever and witty i love it

“Axolotl: Precious Elementals
Partners well with: Witches who cry during insurance commercials”

the lines for these potential familiars are so so good
they’re hilarious and so amusing

Axolotl!! My favoriteeee

“Tear out pages 14–92 of this book and fold each into an origami swan. Set the swans afloat down your nearest river or stream in a magnificent chain of paper birds. Within 3 days, one of the swans should come back to you, in the beak of an owl, in an old glass bottle sealed with wax, or possibly by FedEx. Unfold the swan and see which page has returned; the creature described by the text is your ideal familiar”