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"'She's gonna marry you, and that's final. We can't have her trying to raise a kid on her own.'" 484/545 cool attitude to have about your sister, bro

"'Thank goodness his mama caught him and let ol' Henry know what he'd done.'
'That bad, huh?' Jessi asked.
'You bet,' Garrett said. 'His mama caught him in the prophylactic aisle with a sewing needle in his hand. Seems his friends dared him to poke holes in the condoms. ... Little feller annihilated a dozen or more before she caught him. Seems he was at it all afternoon.'" Well that's some assault

"They were barely underway when Garrett hit a bump in the road, and Jessi was jostled tight to Lash's side. She felt a hard bulge beneath his clothes, and bit her lip. Shoot, this time he was carrying a gun." 143/545

"'I was beginning to think you enjoyed having them at your beck and call. Little princess, with her own army of knights protecting her from every threat.'
She swung her head around, brown eyes flashing. 'That's what you think of me?' Her face flushed with angry color.
'Well...see, I knew a woman like that once, and you were showing all the signs, so I—'" 92/545 blergh

"And, as it often did, the voice of the Reverend Stanton ran through Lash's mind like some kind of born-again Jiminy Cricket, acting as his conscience." 79/545 a born again Jiminy Cricket!