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“There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.”

“Well, we cuss the lawmakers. But I notice we’re always perfectly willin’ to share in any of the sums of money that they might distribute.”

“Nothing makes a man broad minded like adversity.”

“No man is great if he thinks he is.”

“A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.”

“Folks make towns, not numbers.”

“Colorado is our grand stand seat to see the world from.”

“Ireland treats you more like a friend than a tourist.”

“American tourists are welcomed wholeheartedly in Ireland... They don’t owe us and they don’t hate us.”

“The British are coming and if they don’t stop to get tea they are liable to be here any minute.”