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“Why are you being such a dick?”
“What the hell? I just said we’ll get… engaged!” What the fuck did I just do? “And you’re calling me a dick?”
“You’d only ask me to marry you just to shut my mouth for a while. You’d put a ring on my finger, but you’d never follow through.”
“So, if I got down on my knee and proposed right now, you’d say no?”
“Yes. I’d say no.” That was fucking unexpected.
“Fuck, I can’t win."
— Nov 16, 2020 09:35AM
“What the hell? I just said we’ll get… engaged!” What the fuck did I just do? “And you’re calling me a dick?”
“You’d only ask me to marry you just to shut my mouth for a while. You’d put a ring on my finger, but you’d never follow through.”
“So, if I got down on my knee and proposed right now, you’d say no?”
“Yes. I’d say no.” That was fucking unexpected.
“Fuck, I can’t win."
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“What the hell are you doing here, Finn?”
“What the fuck are you doing here, Becks?”
“How did you even find me?”
“My best friend is a cop! It didn’t exactly take him long to find you!” Damn you, Ricky Tesco.
“Why? I told you I wanted a night away from you!”
“I wanted to talk to you! And I’m not leaving after the fucking shit I just saw!” He glares at Rod. “I ought to rip your fucking nuts off!”
— Dec 01, 2020 01:44PM
“What the fuck are you doing here, Becks?”
“How did you even find me?”
“My best friend is a cop! It didn’t exactly take him long to find you!” Damn you, Ricky Tesco.
“Why? I told you I wanted a night away from you!”
“I wanted to talk to you! And I’m not leaving after the fucking shit I just saw!” He glares at Rod. “I ought to rip your fucking nuts off!”
Ren Alexander
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Rod sneers, “I don’t know. Some people do crazy-ass shit. It also says, In case of emergency, please call Morgan Yates.” Rod pushes up on his bandana, hardening his glare to Morgan. “Shit. I’d be dead if someone called you.”
She asks, “What the hell do you have on, by the way? You look like a reject from Karate Kid Ten: Daniel’s Downward Spiral. The Musical.”
— Oct 27, 2020 03:08PM
She asks, “What the hell do you have on, by the way? You look like a reject from Karate Kid Ten: Daniel’s Downward Spiral. The Musical.”
